12th Night Feast Blog - Nordskogen - 2006

January 13, 2007

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"You did what?!"

So, before the rumours go crazy - A lot of people knew I couldn't walk by the end of the night. That wasn't due to being on my feet all day, because I wasn't on my feet all day. I took breaks and sat down and got out of the kitchen to walk around. It was due to somehow dislocating a bone in my foot. When Jenny and I walked some food out to the fighters, I stumbled and my foot turned inward. I'm assuming that's when it happened, but I don't really remember because it didn't actually hurt then for more than a moment. The pain gradually got worse throughout the evening until by 11:30pm, I couldn't walk at all. I kept trying to, and it just wasn't happening.

I stayed through most of kitchen cleanup, and then I drove home, because T + pain = STUPID. My brain kept trying to convince me that if I got home, all would be well. Got home, looked at the foot, went "That shouldn't look like that.. I wonder if I can pop it back in.." and did. You saw the part about pain making me stupid, right? Right. Then I went to urgent care, where it was x-rayed and determined not to be broken. Since it was back in place, there was nothing they could do except tell me to stay off it and give me a plastic arch/instep thingy to keep it stable. The first cuneform had become dislodged from the navicular. I'd originally thought it was the big toe.

Went back to the doctor today for another xray, and besides some residual swelling and tenderness, it's healing fine. I have a desk job, so I'm off it most of the day. I get to go to physical therapy for it for at least a month, to make sure I didn't damage anything else when I very stupidly reset it. Don't try that at home, kids. Really - don't.

I am extremely grateful for the people who cleaned the kitchen for me. I kept getting up to try to help, and being ordered to sit back down. Rigo, Gavin, Simonis and The Other Blonde Lady did all the dishes, Justin and Laurence and Melissa and a few other people did the majority of the general cleaning, and then Samia, Iorworth, and a few other volunteers came in to finish up.

Foot is much better. Foot will be fine. Next time, I will not try to outstubborn the ouch, and I will go to the chirurgeon right away.

"When are you doing this again!?"

As flattering as that is, the answer is "I'm not." For at least the next two years.

You see, I have this other thing I'm doing - a little event the weekend of the 4th of July in Black River Falls, WI. I'm Nordskogen's side of the WW autocrat team for the next two years.

After that, as VisA would say, we'll tawk. I like feastocratting.

Pies

Here are the numbers for the pies: [edit: And I realized just now that I forgot the ones Liadan made..]

What we walked on site with:
250 pumpkin cheese beggars purses
1368 salt meat pies
168 saltless meat pies
360 mushroom pies with cheese
150 vegan mushroom pies
~200 chicken pasties (I think? I didn't see them, but I swear she made them)

What we made more of:
1200 meat pies (yes, real number. We probably made more than this, but this is the amount I know. 6 muffin trays, 20 muffins each tray, 10 batches.)
480 vegan mushroom pies

We'd intended to make more of the pumpkin, but by the time we got around to it, it was court, so we used the pumpkin filling to stuff mushroom caps with instead.

We'd also intended to make more cheesy mushroom pies, but the cheese arrived on site late and by then we'd already stuffed the mushroom pies. So the swiss got sliced and set out on trays.

Man, you people can eat :) Yay!

Monday, January 15, 2007

The ever growing list of volunteers.

If you volunteered for me in the kitchen (or if you know someone who did, who is not on this list), and your name is not on this list, please drop me a comment or an email to be added! If you could tell me where you hail from, that would also be spiffy! I'm missing about 15 people. Thank you.

Ursula von Linden (Nordskogen)
Laurence of Skraengham (Tor Aerie)
Eva of Tor Aerie (Tor Aerie)
Una Duckfoot (Nordskogen)
Arianna Harper (Nordskogen)
Aramanthra the Vicious (Nordskogen?)
Ingus Moen (Silfren Mere)
Giovanna Maria Batista de Firenze (Nordskogen)
Jenny the Patient (Nordskogen?)
Silver (who gave me her whole name but 'Silver' is all I remember)
Serafina de la Warre (Jaravellier)
Iohanna Carracci (Jaravellier)
Helena (Non-SCA so far)
Caroline - kitchen kid
Talon (Ravensclawe?)- kitchen kid
Josephine - kitchen kid
Shannon - kitchen kid
Their Mother, who came in and washed dishes for me.
Rodrigo de Montoya, shirtless dishwasher (Baron of Nordskogen)
Gavin Rory Calhoun, shirtless dishwasher (Silfren Mere)
Simonis, lady dishwasher
Ulrica of Lincoln (Nordskogen)
Kateryn of Cornwall (Baroness of Caer Anterth Mawr)
Sisuile Butler (Nordskogen)
Tobias von Steinberg (Nordskogen)
Ivetta Vanderbruegghen (Nordskogen)
Constanza de Seville (Nordskogen)
Lorelei von Lichtenstein
Simona della Luna (Nordskogen)
Norina de Leslie
Daffydd the Loyal (Nordskogen)
Margit (Weaver, I think?)
Heregyth Ketilsdaughter (Northshield, but where?)
Tatiana Melville
Master Danr, Breadsmith
Katriona - loan of Kitchen Stuff

More numbers.

This will be heavily edited over the next couple days, as I look up the final numbers for things. I estimated high on things, because with this style of feast, it's hard to guess how much people will eat and I wanted to be sure to have enough.

Here's what I bought: (will be adding, need to get photocopies of receipts from Anne because mine got eaten by the cats)

80lbs ground beef
88lbs chicken
86lbs beef roasts (3-22+lb roasts, 4 5-lb roasts)
2-restaurant size jars queen spanish olives - roughly 400 olives
8 gallons whole milk
3/4 gallon buttermilk (1-1/2 gal, 1 quart)
6 quarts heavy whipping cream
105 lbs mushrooms (50 sliced crimini, 30 white button, 25 crimini stuffers)
15lbs parsnips
15lbs turnips
60lbs yams
40lbs potatoes
40lbs carrots
35 dozen eggs
200 lbs of flour
1 box corn starch
6 lbs of yeast (used all but one pound)
10 lbs baking soda (we used maybe 1/3 of the bag, but it was cheaper to buy it this way than to buy individual boxes.)
30lbs white sugar
50lbs powdered sugar (we used all but one bag)
30lbs brown sugar (used all but one bag)
1 gallon vanilla
1 large bottle vanilla extract
2lbs blanched almonds
2lbs pine nuts
11lbs walnuts
20lbs cheese for slicing (10 cheddar, 10 swiss)
5lbs swiss cheese for mushroom pies
28lbs shredded mixed cheese
8lbs feta cheese
24 oz bleu cheese
24 oz gorgonzola
64 oz Philly cream cheese (smalls for olives)
4lbs Philly cream cheese (for other stuff)
20lbs egg noodles
20lbs mixed fresh veggies
20lbs baby carrots
2 large jars Jerry's dill dip
6lbs frozen spinach
1 food-service-size container Italian Seasoning
1 similarly sized Parsley
1 similarly sized Cinnamon
1 similarly sized Sea Salt
1 large container iodized salt
20 lbs butter
1lb slivered almonds for decoration
6 small jars whole cloves
2 small jars ground cloves
4 small jars nutmeg (and one big one)
8 small jars ginger
4 oz ginger root
4 star anise bits (donated by me, since I have a huge jar and I hate anise)
4 oz ceylon cinnamon (again, donated by me, since I have a ton of it)
1 large jar cardamon
1 container black pepper
16lbs of honey
4lbs unseasoned breadcrumbs
12 loaves white bread for bread pudding (on sale at Rainbow for 3 loaves for $1.98)
1 string fresh garlic
1 2lb jar minced garlic (we used all of this)
16 lbs dried dates
20 lbs dried apricots
5 lbs dried mango
20 lbs dried raisins
5lbs dried currants
2lbs dried cherries
1lb dried, ground orange peel
4 lemons
4 gallons white vinegar
2 gallons organic cider vinegar
10 liters olive oil
4 boxes knox unflavoured gelatin (unused)
3lbs chickpeas
2 liters lemon juice
50lbs rice (half went uncooked and unused and went home with Jenny the patient)
12 gallons apple juice
2lbs good coffee (donated by Ursula)
10lbs generic coffee
1 huge container creamer
1 box food service size sugar containers
4 boxes cocoa packets (240 packets?)
4 food service size jars baby dill pickles
6 food service size cans sliced pears in syrup (2 left over)
50lbs of apples
20lbs pears
20lbs oranges
20lbs grapes
3 containers Almond Milk
3 containers Vegetable Broth (unused)
64 oz sliced strawberries in syrup
3lbs dried chickpeas.

Total spent: Original budget: $1850, asked for $250 more and got it. Went over that by something like $12, because I bought the sliced strawberries and bread for bread pudding. I don't know yet how many people that fed.

.. I know I'm forgetting things, but this is done from numbers I remember off the top of my head.

What we had too much of:

Mushrooms. If you ever need really good mushrooms in very good prices and large quantities, go to Forest Mushrooms in St. Cloud. The thick-sliced crimini cooked up beautifully and had less shrinkage than other mushrooms I've worked with. The leftovers, we cooked up, threw some butter on, and put out for people to dish up. Most of them were gone by the end of the evening. The button mushrooms - my gods, if I never see a button mushroom again in my life, I'll be only too happy :) I marinated 15lbs of them and we cooked most of the rest into other things. I think we had 10lbs left over? They went to a good home. The mushroom caps all got eaten. Amusing side note: I'm very badly allergic to mushrooms and can't eat them at all.

Speaking of things I can't eat (vegetarian) - we also had too much chicken. I suspect this isn't a case of 'too much', but a case of 'was out too late'. It went out after court, due to unforseen problems with the outlets in the kitchen. We couldn't have roasters plugged in, which seriously hampered my ability to get the meat out in a reasonable amount of time, because warming the meat took an hour and heating up the pies took 20 minutes. However, it did go out, and all but one pan got eaten. People were taking it home. I've been told that it cooked up well and yummy a day later. (By Justin, who bemoaned not taking more home, because he doesn't know the person who cooked it and she doesn't know the recipes by heart and she's /never/ willing to cook for him and she didn't post the recipes so he could cook it for himself either. /amused sarcasm)

Less apples. All the fresh cut up ones got eaten, very few of the baked ones did. I suspect this is, again, a case of 'out too late'.

Rice. This was my bad - I needed 50lbs cooked rice, I bought 50 lbs uncooked. It was a whopping $11 expense, so I'm not worried about it, but it meant hauling a 50lb bag of rice around. Had we wound up needing more food, it would have been an emergency backup.

Desserts. Again, out too late. We had them ready, we just had nowhere to put them because the food was still out. Still, many of them got eaten. I think the biggest hit was the rice pudding. I had one portion of that left over.

Food in general. I think if/when I do this again, I will cut down the number of different dishes, or the amount of each. Partly this was overestimating, and partly just due to the way I cook. I feed small armies.

What we didn't have enough of:

The only thing we could've used more of was hot drinks, and unfortunately, there wasn't anything we could do about that. The coffee pots on site worked very poorly. The barony just bought a new coffee pot, but in the shuffle, it got sent back to the car and by the time we'd have gotten it out, washed, set up and brewed, it would've been too late to do much good. My apologies for that - we did try, and we did the best we could by boiling water on the stove and setting it up in the coolers, and making coffee on the stove and pouring it into the coffee pots hot.

Stuffed eggs. I had no idea those would go over as well as they did. I've never, ever seen any sort of devilled egg go over so well. They're an item that can't sit out very long, so I made 180 portions (90 eggs/7.5 dozen) and they were gone as fast as we could put them on the table.

I haven't heard any "I wish there'd been more of.." We did run out of a few things faster than I'd anticipated, (like the stuffed eggs and the pumpkin purses) but I didn't hear anyone complaining about it. I also didn't hear of anyone going hungry.

What I'd do differently next time:

Had I known about the outlet problem on site - all the kitchen was on one circuit, so we'd plug a roaster in and trip it - I'd have gotten to site sooner and gotten the meat ready first. The sauerbraten takes 4-5 hours to cook, and unfortunately, due to the rushed nature of how we had to cook it, it got very dry and most of the "sour" broiled out of it. This is NOT a recipe flaw - this is directly due to how we had to cook it. The test batch worked splendidly. That was the only meat not pre-cooked - and again, had I known about the outlet problem, I'd have pre-cooked that as well. We had to make the choice of getting the small, quick-to-heat food out or hogging the ovens with meat that would take an hour or two to defrost and warm through, and it was my decision to have the meat go out late so we could get the pies out soonest.

Signage. We had signs. I didn't tape them to the table, and they went AWOL fairly quickly. I feel bad about that, because the salt-free stuff was thusly unmarked, and I have no idea if the people who needed salt-free food got to eat anything. There was also confusion between which container had the hot cider and which had the hot water, which lead to a few interesting cocoa or tea/cider blends happening.

The !%#!^% coffee pots. I'd have insisted ours be brought in and set up first thing. I did request it, but then the on-site coffee pots started brewing - or so we thought. We did get the coffee out, but we needed a lot more of it a lot sooner than we had it. I'm sorry, folks. I should've done better with this.

Lots and lots more ziplocks. I think I warned people on here to bring some, but I should have repeated it closer to the event. It would solved my food overage quite nicely. As it was, people were finding inventive ways to haul things home, which made me happy. Throwing away food makes me cry.

Salt on the tables. There was supposed to be rosemary and salt on the tables. Guess what I forgot to put out, and didn't notice until we were packing up to leave? Woops.

Better organization. That would have been facilitated if I'd been able to get a walkthrough. It was organized chaos, but less of the 'chaos' could have been achieved.

People got fed, I've so far heard no complaints at all (knock on wood), we had leftovers but nothing from during the day, so again, I'm assuming it's a matter of 'out too late'. People seemed happy with the variety and the amounts of food.

I call it a win. We had a great event. Thank you to everyone who ate the food and saved me from having to throw much of it out or haul it home. :)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Recipes in their entirety

SAUERBRATEN
(This is the recipe Giovanna and Margaret FitzWilliam used at a feast a few years ago - you can find it online here: http://home.comcast.net/~iasmin/mkcc/MKCCfiles/undversaltznicht.html)

4 lbs. lean beef (a tough cut works well with this dish, since you need something that will stand up to a long marinade and cooking time)

Marinade:
2 onions, quartered
½ lemon, sliced
1 ½ c red wine or cider vinegar
12 whole cloves6 bay leaves
1 T sugar
1 T salt
¼ t ground ginger

Mix marinade ingredients together and pour over meat in a large bowl. Cover and marinate for 4-5 days, turning meat twice a day. If your marinade is completely covering the meat you can let it stay out on your counter during the marinade. If you want to play it safe, keep it in the refrigerator.
Drain and reserve half of the marinade and discard the onions, lemon and spices.

2 T shortening
1/3 c broken ginger snaps
1 T cornstarch (or flour)
¼ c water
Beef broth

Melt shortening in an oven-safe pan. Add the meat and the reserved marinade. Cook at 400° F for one hour. Turn meat, trying to keep as much of it covered by the marinade as possible. Turn the oven down to 350° F and continue cooking, turning occasionally, for 1 ½ - 2 hours more, or until meat is tender and falls apart. Remove meat to a platter. Strain the cooking liquid and add enough beef broth to make four cups. Place liquids into a saucepan and add the gingersnaps and cornstarch that had been dissolved in water. Bring to a boil and simmer 5 minutes, or until thickened. Pour over meat and serve with noodles, barley or spatzle.

(if you're me, go "Joel, I need the sauerbraten cooked. Here it is. Can you make sure it's ready by 4pm? .. What do you mean, the circuit blew? What do you mean, we can't use more than two roasters at once? .. Can you do it anyway? You can? Thank you!")

KOLACHE – APRICOT (Made by my friend Liz, non-SCA'er)
3 packages dry yeast

1/2 cup water
1 teaspoon sugar
1 cup butter
3/4 cup sugar
3 egg yolks
2 3/4 cups milk (scald and cool to lukewarm)
7 1/4 cups flour (more or less)
3 teaspoons salt
1 (10 ounce) package dried apricots

1 1/2 cups sugar, more to taste

For Apricot Filling Cook a 10 ounce package of dried apricots slowly in enough water to cover until fruit is soft and water is cooked out. Do not cover or fruit turns dark. Add 1 1/2 cups sugar or more to taste and mash with a potato masher until well blended. Filling for about 2 dozen kolaches.

To Make Dough And assemble Kolaches
Dissolve yeast in the 1/2 cup warm water in a tall glass, sprinkle with 1 teaspoon sugar and set aside to proof. In a large bowl, cream sugar and butter, add egg yolks and salt and mix well. Add the dissolved yeast, 1 cup of the flour and mix slowly with an electric mixer. Add the milk and continue adding as much of the remaining flour as you can mix in with a wooden spoon. Knead in enough of the remaining flour to make a moderately soft dough. Continue kneading until smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes. Place dough in a greased bowl, turn once to grease surface. Cover and let rise until doubled in bulk, about 1 to 1 1/2 hours. Punch dough down and turn out onto lightly floured surface. Pinch off egg size portions and roll into a ball using the palm of your hands in circular motion. Place about 1 inch apart on greased pans. Brush kolaches with melted butter, cover with a cloth and let rise until light, about 1 hour. Use your fingers to make an indentation in each ball and fill each opening with about 1 tablespoon of filling. Sprinkle with posypka topping (optional) and let rise again for 20 minutes. Bake in a preheated 425ºF oven for about 10-15 minutes. Brush kolaches with melted butter as they come out of the oven.

ROSEMARY OLIVE BREAD (Made by my friend Liz, non-SCA'er)
3 cups unbleached flour

1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp salt
3/4 cup warm water1 tbsp active dry yeast
1/4 cup olive oil
1 1/2 tbsp coarsely chopped fresh rosemary
1/2-1 cup ripe olives, pitted and coarsley chopped

Combine yeast and warm water until yeast becomes creamy, about 10 minutes.Add olive oil, salt, sugar, rosemary and olives into the yeast mixture and add flour 1/2 cup at a time, mixing until dough comes away from the side of the bowl. Move dough to a lightly floured surface and knead for about 5 minutes, until dough is smooth and elastic.Place dough in a lightly greased bowl, turn to coat, cover with plastic wrap and leave to rise until doubled in size, about 1 hour.Preheat oven to 400F.Shape dough gently into a ball. Place on a baking sheet and let rise, covered with a damp towel, for 30 minutes. Dust the bread ligtly with flour, slash the top and put into the oven.Bake for 35-45 minutes, until bottom sounds hollow when tapped.Place on a wire rack to cool.

12TH NIGHT CAKE
1/2 c. warm water

3 t yeast
2/3 c. plus 2 tsp. sugar
About 4 cups of flour, more or less as needed
1 tsp. nutmeg
2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. lemon zest
1/2 c. warm milk
5 large eggs
1 stick plus 2 T. butter, cut in slices and softened
1 tsp. ground cinnamon
5 T strawberry preserves

Pour the warm water into a small shallow bowl and sprinkle yeast and 2 teaspoons of sugar into it. Allow the yeast and sugar to rest for several minutes, then mix thoroughly. Set yeast mixture in a warm place for 10 minutes. Combine 3 and 1/2 cups of flour, remaining sugar, nutmeg and salt, and sift into a large mixing bowl. Stir in lemon zest. Separate center of mixture to form a hole and pour in yeast mixture and milk. Add egg yolks and using a wooden spoon, combine dry ingredients into the yeast and milk mixture. When mixture is smooth, beat in 8 tablespoons butter, 1 tablespoon at a time and continue to beat 2 minutes or until dough can be formed into a medium soft ball. Place ball of dough on floured surface and knead, gradually adding 1/2 to 1 cup more of flour. When dough is no longer sticky, knead 10 minutes more until shiny and elastic. Using a pastry brush, coat the inside of a large bowl evenly with one tablespoon softened butter. Place dough ball in the bowl and rotate until the entire surface is buttered. Cover bowl with a heavier kitchen towel and allow dough to rise in a warm place for about 1 and 1/2 hours or until it doubles in volume. Turn out onto floured surface and flatten into a rectangle. Spread with strawberry preserves to 1” of the edges. Fold the un-covered edges in toward center, and jelly roll the dough. Pinch all edges to seal. Gently wring the dough, to create a spiral fold. Place into round pan. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes.

PASTRY DOUGH – SALTLESS
3 C. Unbleached flour

1 c. olive oil
½ - 2/3 c. water
Mix oil and water into flour, knead. Add more water if it’s too crumbly. ("Mix in the liquids, squish it, if it doesn't go *squelch*, add more water.")


SWEET PASTRY DOUGH
Same as above, but add 2 T. sugar and ½ t. salt


STUFFED OLIVES (Made by my friend Liz, non-SCA'er)
2 food-service size jars Spanish queen olives

24 oz bleu cheese
24 oz gorgonzola cheese
64 oz cream cheese

Mix bleu or gorgonzola with cream cheese, stuff into olives. Makes about 400 olives. Note: The stuffing recipe will never work out equally no matter what you do. Just don't try. Do what I do and make ravioli with the leftover filling.

(Take two giant jars of olives with pimentos in them. Bemoan your hatred of pimentos. Have your non-SCA friend offer to do them for you. Happily hand them off. Have her call you half an hour later to say that her three year old son has just carefully and cheerfully de-pimentoed the first jar with a crochet hook. An hour later, have her tell you they're all completely done and ready for pickup.)

PUMPKIN CHEESE BEGGAR’S PURSES
3 cans cooked pumpkin

2 T. salt
1 c. feta cheese
½ c. diced onion
1 t. Pepper
1 T olive oil
1 egg

Mix all ingredients in a bowl, let sit at least one hour.
Roll out saltless pastry dough, use back side of pierogi press to cut out rounds. Place dough on front side of press, squish to cover edges, place 1 t (more or less) in center. Wet one half of the dough edge, close press. Place on baking sheet, cook at 350 about 15 minutes. Makes about 70.

PITA BREAD
2-1/2 cups unbleached flour, plus more for sprinkling while kneading & rolling out dough

2 teaspoons salt
1 Tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoons active dry yeast
2 Tablespoons good olive oil
1 cup warm water (115F)

Mix 1 c. flour with salt, sugar, yeast and oil. Add warm water, stir for 3 minutes. Add rest of flour ½ c. at a time. Knead for about 6 minutes, or until dough is elastic. Section ball into eight parts, roll lightly in flour. Cover, allow to rise 30 minutes. Remove from bowl, squish flat, roll out to 3/16th of an inch. Place on tinfoil. Bake at 450 about 5 minutes, or until puffed and slightly golden around edges. Remove, immediately cover tightly with more tinfoil or put out to eat. Makes 8

PASTY DOUGH
3c. unbleached flour

1 t. salt
1 c. butter
1 c. water

Mix flour and salt, cut in butter a little at a time until crumbly. Add water a little at a time until it’s slightly damp. Knead for about 8 minutes. Let it rest 30 minutes, then roll out and use.

BAGUETTES (Made by Samia)
2t. yeast

1t. sugar in
1/4c of 115 deg water.
3 1/4 c unbleached flour
1 t. salt
3/4 c water
Batch 1: 2t. basil, 1/2 t. oregano, 1/2t. thyme, 2t. minced garlic
Batch 2: 1t. rosemary, 2T. dried onion, 1/2t. celery seed. Egg glaze.
Batch 3: 1T. cinnamon, 1/4c sultanas, chopped. Honey glaze.
Batch 4: 1/2t. saffron, 1t. caraway, 1/4c wildflower honey. Honey glaze.

ROMAN ROAST
22lb bottom round roast

Put in roaster, cook for 24 hours until it falls apart. Freeze, bring to event, thaw and add:
3 c. reserved stock
3 c. honey
1 t. salt

Cover, heat until warm all through, serve. (We fed several hundred people on three of these)

BEEF PIES #1
Pastry Dough - SALTLESS
1 1/2 lb cooked ground beef
1/3 c. honey
4 eggs
1/2 t. salt
1/2 t. pepper
1/2 t. ginger

Mix cooked ground beef with all other ingredients. Place pastry dough rounds into muffin tins, squishing to cover sides. Fill fully with meat mix.Cook at 350 about 15 minutes

BEEF PIE #2 - Saltless
Saltless pastry dough
1 lb cooked ground beef
1 t. Pepper
3 T. Garlic

Mix cooked ground beef with all other ingredients. Place pastry dough rounds into muffin tins, squishing to cover sides. Fill fully with meat mix.Cook at 350 about 15 minutes

"PARTRIDGE" IN A PEAR SAUCE
NOTE: The partridge is mock. Substituted chicken thighs due to complete inavailability of partridge. (Total of 88lbs of chicken, divided between this and the roasted below)
3lbs chicken thighs
2lbs sliced/canned pears
1 t. cinnamon
1 t. nutmeg
1/4 t. clove
2 c. honey

Cook chicken thighs, drain off juice. Boil the pears with honey and spices, and mash. Allow water to reduce until you have a thick, applesauce-like texture. Cover the chicken with pear sauce. Heat at 400 until hot.

CHICKEN ROASTED IN HONEY AND SPICES
1lb Chicken
1 c. Apple juice
1 t Salt
1 t Pepper
¼ c. Honey
1 t. each Cinnamon, clove

Chicken rubbed with salt, pepper. In a pot, bring honey, juice, and cinnamon/clove to a simmer until honey is fully dissolved in liquid. Pour liquid over chicken. Cover. Cook 350 for about an hour, or until the chicken tests done.

RICE RISSOTO (didn't make it out - ran out of time and had enough other food)
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 onion, minced
3 c. cooked rice
3 tablespoon unsalted butter, softened
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons freshly chopped parsley (optional)
2/3 cup mixed italian cheese, grated

Cook onion in olive oil until clear. In a bowl, mix rice, butter, garlic, parsley, cheese. Add sautéed onions, stir. Place in baking panCover with foilBake 350 for 1 hour.

MUSHROOM PIE #1
10lb Sliced crimini mushrooms
5 t. each Salt, pepper, ginger
20 oz Swiss cheese chopped fine in food processor
Pastry Dough

In a large pot, cook mushrooms until done. Drain off liquid. Mix cooked mushrooms with cheese and spices. Spoon into pastry cups.

MUSHROOM PIE #2 - Vegan, Saltless
Unsalted Pastry Dough (flour, olive oil)
10lb sliced crimini mushrooms
1/2 c. Garlic
5 t. Pepper

Cook mushrooms. Mix cooked mushrooms with spices. Spoon into pastry cups.

STUFFED DATES
2lbs chopped walnuts
6lbs powdered sugar
Cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, orange peel (I mix to taste)
24lbs dried dates

Chop walnuts fine in a food processor. Mix walnuts, sugar, and spices. Add water 1 T at a time until a very thick, stiff paste is achieved. Slice open dates. Spoon filling inside. Close date, roll in powdered sugar.

MARINATED MUSHROOMS 1
Organic cider vinegar
2 bulbs garlic, peeled
5lbs button mushrooms
Italian seasoning
1 c. lemon juice
1 c. olive oil


Mix all ingredients except the olive oil, put in sealed container, let sit for a week. Drain off most of the marinade, add the olive oil, shake, serve. WARNING: Due to the acid in the lemon juice, your garlic may turn greenish blue. This is a normal reaction, not a sign that the garlic has gone bad. The garlic is fine. We removed the garlic from the mushrooms prior to serving, because I didn't want anyone panicking about the oddly coloured garlic. Information about the reaction can be found here: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Q-A/bluegarlic.htm

MARINATED MUSHROOMS 2
Distilled white vinegar
1 c. lemon juice
2 bulbs garlic, peeled
5lbs button mushrooms
Italian seasoning

Mix all ingredients except the olive oil, put in sealed container, let sit for a week. Drain off most of the marinade, add the olive oil, shake, serve. WARNING: Due to the acid in the lemon juice, your garlic may turn greenish blue. This is a normal reaction, not a sign that the garlic has gone bad. The garlic is fine. We removed the garlic from the mushrooms prior to serving, because I didn't want anyone panicking about the oddly coloured garlic. Information about the reaction can be found here: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Q-A/bluegarlic.htm

MARCHPANE - CONTAINS RAW EGG WHITES
2lbs almonds
2lbs powdered sugar - rough estimate - may need more
5 egg whites (The eggs were radiated, if that makes anyone feel better)
2 T almond extract

Throw almonds into food processor until they turn to flour. Remove from food processor. Mix with egg whites and almond extract.Begin adding powdered sugar until a thick paste forms.Run paste back through food processor. Point to leaf and almond molds and tell roommate that you need almond shaped almond paste and green marzipan leaves. If you don't have an accomodating roommate, press marchepane into molds, then pop them out onto a cookie sheet and let dry.

HUMMUS
6 c. cooked chick peas, hulled
¼ c. tahini
2 T. lemon juice
1 T. sea salt
1 T. garlic, minced

Throw everything into food processor. Add water, 1 T. at a time, until it processes smoothly. Add more salt if necessary. Serve.

STUFFED EGGS
96 Hard boiled eggs
1 c. feta cheese, crumbled
5 T. dried parsley
1/4 c. Italian seasoning

Slice hardboiled eggs in half, remove yolks, reserve.Mix spices and cheese with egg yolks, mash with potato masher (or if you're at an event and don't have one, squish them into paste with your hands) Spoon into egg whites. Serve.
To keep the eggs level – take a slice of the “bottom” of both halves of the egg white.


TEA EGGS
6 hardboiled eggs

3 ½ c. cold water
1 t. salt
2 T. Cinnamon stick
½ c. brewed black tea
2 star anise
2 T ginger root

Roll hardboiled eggs on counter until shell is cracked. Place into cold water with other ingredients. Simmer 2 hours. Rinse under cold water. Remove shell. Serve. (Edit: And if you get visually unappealing eggs that turn blackish brown all over instead of pretty mottles, smash them up and mix with the stuffing for the mushroom caps.)

SHORTBREAD
1 cup butter

1/2 cup sugar
2 1/2 cups sifted flour
Cut cold butter into dry ingredients. Mix until well combined. Press into molds. Pop out onto cookie sheet. Bake at 300 for 30 minutes. Allow to cool before handling


BLANCMANGE (didn't get made, didn't have time and had too much other food. We used the whipped cream for the cakes and substituted almond milk for regular milk in the rice pudding.)
1 1/8 cups Almond Milk

1 tablespoon unflavored gelatin
1/2 cup water
1 1/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup granulated sugar
Pinch of salt
A few drops of almond extract and vanilla extract, to taste

Sprinkle the gelatin over 1/2 cup water in small saucepan and let stand 5 minutes. Whip the heavy cream in a mixing bowl until it holds slight shape when some is dropped from beater. Warm gelatin mixture over low heat, stirring until completely dissolved, 3 to 5 minutes. Add sugar and salt and stir until dissolved, about 2 minutes. Stir gelatin-sugar mixture into almond milk and set over ice water bath. Stir constantly with rubber spatula, scraping bottom and sides to keep mixture from jelling right away, until mixture thickly coats spatula. Remove from ice water bath, and immediately and quickly fold gelatine-almond milk mixture into whipped cream. Add a few drops vanilla extract to taste. Then add a few drops of almond extract to bring out the almond flavor in the blancmange. Oil, very lightly a one (1) quart gelatine mold with almond oil (or other sweet flavored oil). Pour mixture into mold and chill until completely set, two to three hours. To serve, loosen one edge gently with tip of flatware knife, set plate on top of mold and invert. If dessert won't come loose, lift one corner of mold away from plate and loosen edge with knife. The blancmange usually will slide out easily when this is done.

ORANGE SAUCE:
1 c. orange juice
6 T. honey
1 1/2 t. corn starch

Mix in pot, boil til thick.

APPLE TARTS (again, didn't get made)
1 cup butter

1/2 cup sugar
2 1/2 cups sifted flour
1 jar applesauce

1 c. honey
1 t. cinnamon
½ t. cloves

Cut cold butter into dry ingredients. Mix until well combined.Press into tart pans. Bake at 300 about 30 minutes.
Pour applesauce into a pan. Cook 15 minutes or until much liquid has evaporated.Mix in honey and spices.
Spoon into shortbread shells.

BAKED APPLES AND PEARS
In a bowl, mix 1 c. brown sugar, 2 t. cinnamon, 2 t. nutmeg, ½ t. cloves

Slice apples from stem to flower end. Slice pears the same way. Use a teaspoon to scoop the entire seed area out of each half. For pears, just scoop a hollow in the bulb end. Fill hollow with sugar mix. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes. Serve.

BREAD PUDDING
16 cups soft bread, dusted with cinnamon

4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
4 large apple, peeled, cored, very thinly sliced
1 cup raisins
8 cups milk
4 cup brown sugar
12 tablespoons butter
12 eggs
4 teaspoon vanilla

In a large bowl, combine bread, cinnamon, and apple slices, and raisins
In a medium saucepan, combine milk, brown sugar, and butter; heat over medium heat until hot and butter is melted.
In a medium bowl, whisk eggs with vanilla. Quickly whisk in the hot milk mixture then pour the mixture over the bread. Stir to mix well.
Pour bread mixture into the prepared baking dish. Set a jelly roll pan or large shallow baking dish in the oven. Set the bread pudding pan inside the larger pan. Add very hot water to the outer pan to a depth of about 1/2-inch. Bake for 40 to 50 minutes, or until a knife inserted near center comes out clean. (We found out you can cook this just fine without the water bath)

BAKED RICE PUDDING
14 c. cooked rice

8 cups commercial almond milk, unflavoured
2 cup white sugar
4 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 c. ground pistachios
2 teaspoon salt
1 1/3 cup raisins (or currants)
4 t. cardamon
pinches ground nutmeg

In a large bowl, combine beaten eggs, milk, sugar, vanilla extract, pistachios, cardamom, and salt. Mix well.
Bake uncovered for 30 minutes; stir pudding and sprinkle with nutmeg.

GARLIC RICE WITH PINE NUTS – VEGAN (didn't get made, didn't have oven space, had too much food)
2 cups pine nuts
8 clove garlic, minced
8 tablespoon olive oil
16 cups rice, cooked in vegetable broth
16 tablespoons parsley

Sautee pine nuts until golden and aromatic.
Sautee garlic in olive oil briefly
Add pine nuts, parsley, and garlic to cooked rice.
Fluff, serve

ONION CHEESE QUICHE
30 eggs

1 onion, chopped fine
4 c. cheese
3 T. parsley

Beat eggs until slightly foamyAdd onion, cheese, parsley. Pour into muffin tins. Bake 350 about 10 minutes or until clean knife

SPINACH CHEESE QUICHE
30 eggs

3 c. drained chopped spinach
4 c. cheese
4 T. butter, melted
1 t. salt

Beat eggs until slightly foamy. Add spinach, cheese, butter and salt. Pour into muffin tins. Bake 350 about 10 minutes or until clean knife

LOSYNS
20 lbs egg noodles, cooked

16lbs shredded Italian cheeses (parmesan, romano, asiago- I bought the Sam's Club "Italian Cheese" blend in the large tubs)
1 lb butter, melted (We used olive oil instead)
1 c. minced garlic

Cook egg noodles in saltwater, drain. Spread a thin layer of melted butter (or olive oil) on the bottom of the pan. Add a layer of egg noodles. Add a layer of cheese. Sprinkle with garlic. Repeat until pans are filled. End with a top layer of cheese. Cover pans with tinfoil. Bake in 350 for about 30 minutes or until cheese is melted. Serve.

CANDIED WALNUTS (didn't harden enough by dessert feast, were eaten by kitchen staff)
Lay out wax paper on counter, and butter it.
8 c. sugar

2 1/2 c. milk
2 t baking soda

Combine all ingredients, cook until reaches 240 on candy thermometer (soft ball) Remove from heat, add:

4 T. butter
6 t. vanilla

Stir quickly until completely incorporated and creamy – about 20 seconds.
Add 6 c. chopped walnuts and stir until coated. Drop spoonfuls onto waxed paper, allow to cool.

STUFFED MUSHROOM CAPS
25lbs stuffer Crimini mushrooms
60 visually unappealing tea eggs
1lb cheese
various spices
Leftover stuffing from the beggar's purses

Stem the mushrooms, and then tell Jenny the Patient that you need stuffed mushrooms in two batches - one normal, one vegan. Walk away for half an hour. Come back to find them all stuffed and ready to go. I've asked her to post what she wound up putting in them.

MEATBALLS - two batches, one without pine nuts, one with
30lbs raw ground beef
2lbs pine nuts
Salt, pepper, italian seasoning to taste.

Sautee pine nuts until golden and aromatic. Mix half the ground beef just with the spices, the other half with spices and the pine nuts. Roll into balls, place on cookie sheet, bake at 350 until brown all through.

ROASTED ROOT VEGETABLES
60 lbs yams
40 lbs regular potatoes
30 lbs carrots
15 lbs parsnips
15 lbs turnips
2 L olive oil
4lbs feta cheese, crumbled
2 c. italian seasoning

Cut all root vegetables into bitesize pieces, mix. Toss with olive oil and italian seasoning. Cook at 400 for an hour. Take out, cover with feta, return to oven until feta starts to brown. (And then, for the event, find out the vegetable still aren't cooked. Return to oven for half an hour. Test again. Find that they're /still/ not cooked. Glare at them, hoping the firey gaze will cook them more. Scowl when this fails. Wind up with crunchy veg even after almost two hours in the oven. The smaller version of this recipe works at home. Not sure why it failed for feast.)

HERBED CREAM CHEESE
2 gallon whole milk (doesn't matter if it's homogenized)
4 c. cultured buttermilk
1/2 c. white vinegar
3 T. minced garlic
3 t. dried parsley
1/4 c. Italian Seasoning

Mix milk and buttermilk in a large pot. Simmer on medium for half an hour. Add vinegar, continue simmering until curd has formed and whey is clear/greenish. Scoop out curd into a muslin floursack-lined strainer. Press to remove more liquid, hang and let drain in refridgerator for 24 hours. Open cloth, divide cheese into two equal portions. Mix one batch with the garlic and parsley. Mix the other with the Italian Seasoning. Makes roughly 4lbs of cream cheese.

BREADS AND SPRINGERLE - were not made by me. Baronessa Giovanna made the springerle, Liadan and Samia made the breads.

From what I hear, the food went over well. I had one mention that one of the beef pies was a little bland - which was because it was one of the saltless ones. We started out with labels for things, and it's my bad they disappeared over the course of the day - I should have taped them to the tables.

If you have comments on the food, please let me know. I'd like to hear what people thought of things. As a vegetarian who's badly allergic to mushrooms, I couldn't eat many of the dishes myself, so I don't actually know what they taste like. I was assured by my faithful tasters that all the recipes were ok, but input is always good.

Thank you from the footsore FeastThing

Before I post the recipes, I'd like to post my thanks to everyone who helped out in the kitchen at Twelfth Night yesterday. We found out the hard way that the kitchen was all on one circuit, so we couldn't have more than one two roasters plugged in at a time without tripping it, so I wound up running a little behind and needed extra hands. When I asked Mikey to go wrangle some volunteers, literally 20 people showed up and I put them to work. The kitchen crew was awesome. I'm terrible at names, but I remember every face that walked into the kitchen yesterday. (And the ones helping out the week before the event started.)

I'd like to take a moment to specifically thank the seven children who showed up and worked their butts off all day. They were everywhere, helping with everything, and it was really awe inspiring to see them working at everything. I told their mother if they want to help out at that other little event I'm helping run the weekend of the fourth of July, they're hired.

A huge thank you to Simonis, The Blonde Lady Whose Name I Don't Remember, The Future Seneschal of Silfren Mere Whose Name I Darn Well Should Remember But Don't, and HE Rodrigo for coming in and taking over the dishes at the end of the event. Also to Iorworth, for taking out the trash about a million times for us.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all!
-T

Saturday, January 13, 2007

A note about the chicken

The chicken used in this dayboard - all of it - are Tyson Chicken Thighs.

That means they're dark meat.

So when you bite/cut into a piece and see that it's not white, please don't freak out - it is NOT undercooked. I used a meat thermometer on every piece, it was all cooked for several hours in a roaster. Believe me, it's cooked.

I mention this because I tested the first batch, cooked it another half hour, and when I went to bag it, one of the pieces gaped open and I saw what I thought was pink inside and had a minor freak out. Dissecting the piece revealed that it's just the dark meat, which I'd have remembered if I'd thought about it. It's not pink, that's just how the meat is supposed to look.

In other news - the decision was made to cook many of the pies on site to make sure they were piping hot, not rewarmed, due to the bitter cold. Please be careful when biting into them. This means we may be a little slow getting them out to you, but worry not - we have several hundred already pre-made, and enough ingredients for several hundred more. No, I'm not kidding. :)

Donated items to date:
Caribou coffee/creamer/sugar - Ursula von Linden
Tisanes/teas of the Good Kind - Una Duckfoot
Springerle cookies - Baronessa Giovanna

See you in a few hours. Yes, I'm still awake cooking, because I'm too spazzed to sleep and might as well be doing something.
-T

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Another substitution

The mutton kebabs will be replaced with some form of meatball kebab. The mutton was on the list of game meats that didn't fit the budget, and it was pointed out to me that this left the no-gluten people without a portable meat dish. Sorry, folks. Didn't mean to do that. Will be fixed.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Stuffed olives

In news of the cute, part of my behind-the-scenes conscripted kitchen staff consisted of my friend's two children, ages 3 and 10. The kids spent about an hour carefully de-pimentoing olives so they could then be stuffed with cheese. Neither my friend nor her children are in the SCA.

In case anyone else ever needs the knowledge, stainless steel crochet hooks work awesome to pull the icky little red bits out.

Due to someone at Cub mis-stocking their cheese aisle and my not looking at every label as I pulled them off the same shelf, we have two different types of stuffed olives. 200 of the olives have been stuffed with gorgonzola/cream cheese, 200 with bleu cheese/cream cheese. The containers were all in the same stack, and the labels are the same, so I didn't find out until after I purchased them. There's enough excess stuffing to do another two batches of olives, so I probably will. Or else I will find something else to stuff the remaining goo in.

Someone emailed me with a concern about salt, because most of the items on the recipe page have salt listed. There will be no-salt items available. I stole a page from the WWII rationing guide and will have meatless, wheatless, sweetless, and saltless items available. Some of the pastry crust will be bland for this reason. However, salt is available on the dayboard, so people can add to their taste.

There will also be live rosemary plants on the table with which people can season their food. I would ask, please, that people leave the new growth at the tips of the branches alone - I will have a card to that effect near the plants. These are my plants, not something purchased with the feast budget, and they've apparently decided that now is a wonderful time to send out new shoots. They'll be coming home with me after the feast.

Thanks!

Friday, January 05, 2007

A question about food during court.

The kitchen is closing at 4, because Court is scheduled for 5 and I'd like time to get the dishes cleaned and get the desserts prepped and ready to go.

This doesn't mean the food is going away. It will be moved out of the dining hall, because I think they're holding court in there. The food will move to the area the dessert buffet will be. I would ask, however, that people not bring food with them into the dining area while Court is in session. I do not want to haul this stuff back home, so the food will be available until it's gone.

No worries, people. There'll be food available all day. There's really nowhere close off-site for people to go grab dinner, which is one reason we're doing the dayboard.

The dayboard will officially open at 11. There will be food out before then, just not the main dishes. The reason the start time is so late is because I want to be absolutely sure I have time to get everything ready.

Kitchen will close at 9pm. That doesn't mean the food will go away, it just means that by 9pm, everything available will be out on a table somewhere and the only thing happening in the kitchen will be cleanup.

The current plan is to have some of the desserts - mostly the kind you'd need to sit down with silverware to eat - available outside the dining hall, between the two doors. Once Court is done, folks can exit one door, walk past the dessert buffet, grab the dessert of their choice, and go sit back down. Other, more portable desserts will be available in the area of the Dance Ball.

A side note - I hope people like mushrooms. There are 105 pounds of them. 50lbs for pies, 25lbs of stuffer mushrooms the size of baseballs, and 30lbs of white button mushrooms that were originally slated for brining. I'll probably brine 20lbs and put the other 10lbs out as raw nibbles. They are glorious. I almost hate to have to cook them.

Forest Mushrooms had good things to say about a bunch of Rockhaven folks, so well done, Rockhaven!